• http://twitter.com/simetradon 51m0n

    This was mine: “Was driving down the street, and a @Nickelback song came on. I had an aneurism and violently shit myself at the same time. And my dog died”.

    To verify, my Twitter account is Simetradon, and I said it on Jan 22.

  • Shockadow

    You win. You’re in 2nd place, now.
    Right behind Nickelback…