Bristol Palin Takes Shots at President Obama, Praises Dora the Explorer

In a new blog post, Bristol Palin, the spawn of Sarah Palin, took numerous digs at President Obama for his newfound stance on gay marriage. Oh, she also took a few shots at Glee.

She writes:

“In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.  Or that – as great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.

In this situation, it was the other way around. I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger, or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox.

Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee.”

So, to recap. Dora the Explorer is doing a wonderful job. President Obama shouldn’t listen to his daughters, and Glee will turn your kids gay, or at least make them believe that gay marriage is alright.

What do you think about Bristol’s comments?


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