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Listen: Mötley Crüe Fondle Our Ears With ‘Sex’

Glam metal gods Mötley Crüe have abandoned all attempts at subtlety, releasing their new single ‘Sex’, or as I like to call it ‘SEX’. The song is a passionate anthem, chronicling the plight of the modern day working class against the might of the ubiquitous oppression about sex, the need for sex, and how humanity does indeed “need no lovin”, “no respect”, cause it’s all about, you guessed it, “the sex”.

The single is the first new music the band has released since 2008′s Saints of Los Angeles, and drummer Tommy Lee insists that it “sounds like 2012 and that makes me really happy”, because 2012 is apparently 100% sex, a name I hope the band will give to a new album.

 

The band will be touring with KISS in the US this summer, increasing the glam metal factor of the country by several orders of magnitude, and quadrupling the demand for eyeliner and hairspray.

The dates are as follows:

07/20 — Bristow, Va.
07/21 — Virginia Beach, Va.
07/22 — Raleigh, N.C.
07/24 — Atlanta, Ga.
07/25 — Charlotte, N.C.
07/27 — West Palm Beach, Fla.
07/28 — Tampa, Fla.
07/31 — Pelham, Ala.
08/03 — Woodlands, Texas
08/04 — Dallas, Texas
08/07 — Albuquerque, N.M.
08/08 — Englewood, Colo.
08/10 — Phoenix, Ariz.
08/11 — Las Vegas, Nev.
08/12 — Chula Vista, Calif.
08/14 — Irvine, Calif.
08/16 — Concord, Calif.
08/18 — Auburn, Wash.
08/19 — Ridgefield, Wash.
08/24 — Grand Junction, Colo.
08/26 — Tulsa, Okla.
08/27 — Maryland Heights, Mo.
08/29 — Minneapolis, Minn.
08/31 — Cincinnati, Ohio
09/01 — Noblesville, Ind.
09/02 — Burgettstown, Pa.
09/04 — Nashville, Tenn.
09/05 — Clarkston, Mich.
09/07 — Tinley Park, Ill.
09/08 — East Troy, Wis.
09/11 — Allegan, Mich.
09/12 — Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
09/13 — Toronto, ONT
09/15 — Darien Lake, N.Y.
09/16 — Mansfield, Mass.
09/18 — Scranton, Pa.
09/19 — Camden, N.J.
09/21 — Holmdel, N.J.
09/22 — Wantagh, N.Y.
09/23 — Hartford, Conn.

 

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About Josh Gripton

Josh is an English student currently studying English Literature with Creative Writing at University in the UK. When he's not wasting time acquiring the grappling beam in Super Metroid, you'll find him being far more productive - listening to Black Sabbath and reading comics. He hopes his work at The Silver Tongue will help him get his writing out to the public and professional world, heaven forbid.