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So…Prince Harry might want to become a Reggae DJ

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Prince Harry recently made a brief trip to Jamaica where he met with Rita Marley, widow of Bob Marley and member of his vocal backing group, the I Threes. Rita must have had an impact on this member of the royal family representing my nation and countrymen (excuse me), as according to The Sun (gag) [...]

Photo: Kim Kardashian’s Vanishing Hairline

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Kim Kardashian was photographed in Paris on Tuesday while in town for Paris Fashion Week, and we can’t help but to notice her hairline. Kim might want to lay off the extensions for a while, because it looks like her REAL hair could use the rest, and going bald at 31-years old is not a [...]

National Enquirer Publisher Calls Houston’s Death Photo “Beautiful”

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Although it’s received a massive amount of criticism for publishing a photo of the late Whitney Houston on their cover, The National Enquirer is standing by it’s decision. In fact the publisher, Mary Beth Wright tells Fox News that she “thought it was beautiful.” The magazine’s decision to publish the picture of Whitney Houston in [...]

National Enquirer Publishes a Photo of Whitney Houston in her Coffin

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We don’t expect much from the National Enquirer, but the magazine (if we’re still calling it that) has sunk to an all-time low, publishing a picture of Whitney Houston in her coffin with the headline:  “WHITNEY: THE LAST PHOTO!” The article cover shows Houston lying in a golden coffin, and wearing a purple dress.  It [...]

No Jail Time for Wife of “24″ Creator in Manslaughter Case

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Earlier today, Cambria Gordon, wife of Howard Gordon, the creator of “Homeland” and “24“, pled no contest to misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter and will not serve jail time, according to TMZ. Gordon hit an 83-year-old pedestrian with her car last July after she took her eye off the road to look for her cell phone. which fell [...]

Photo: Miley Cyrus Enjoying Well Endowed Birthday Cake (NSFW)

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Do we even have to say anything. The picture seems to speak volumes by itself. But for those of you that want the background info…this picture was taken last weekend while 19 year-old  Miley Cyrus celebrated her boyfriend Liam’s birthday. Clearly the girl is a fan of balls. Her parents should be proud.

Video: News Station Uses Puppets to Act Out Closed Door Corruption Case

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Puppets, hookers, herpes and corruption…just another day in the newsroom.

Is O.J. Simpson Khloe Kardashian’s REAL Father?

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If this doesn’t belong to the WTF category, we don’t know what does. For the last few weeks (months and years) rumors have been flying that Khloe Kardashian is not really a Kardashian. The rumors lit again a few weeks ago after two of Robert Kardashians’ ex-wives came forth claiming that he confided in them [...]