Like a Phoenix, Jack Bauer never died, he just needed a little time to heal his wounds and now he’s ready to re-emerge, flying into the airwaves.

This time around though it won’t be Jack Bauer who rescues us from evildoers, it’ll be Martin Bohm and his son in the new series titled Touch.

It was revealed that the series would premiere on March 2012, but it was just announced that the new Kiefer Sutherland project will have a special preview on January 25^th at 9:00PM on Fox.

Touch will then move into its regular schedule on March 10^th at the same hour.

The sci-fi drama centers around a father (Sutherland) who finds out his autistic child can predict events from the future.

Will you watch?

Watch singer Oh Land perform her song “Rainbow”, off her self-titled album, at the O2 Academy TV.

Florence Welch is not only an excellent musician, she’s also a fashion muse of sorts

Fans love to listen to her, but they love her look too, at least that’s what Karl Lagerfeld thought when he invited her to perform at Chanel’s most recent fashion show in Paris.

Florence likes to mix bright colors like emerald green or red partnered with easy silhouettes. She mostly wears long, loose dresses and usually picks up pieces from Chanel and Gucci.

Here’s how you can get her look with a budget:

Via + Nativa Ojoche Wood cuff

This bracelet from Via  Nativa would be perfect for Florence on her downtown time.

If she was wearing a simple maxi-dress, this would be the perfect accessory to compliment her.

Katch By Kathy Flesch Greek Magic Earrings

Florence often likes to wear pale colors, and if you do too, with this emerald green earrings by Kathy Flesh you could add the right amount of pop.

Skirt by Malene Birger

The singer always gives a good performance, so that’s why she probably selects long pleated skirts for optimum movement.

This satin skirt by Malene Birger is not only sweet and cool, but you could also run with it.

Evil Eye Necklace by House of Harlow 1960

What other jewelry designer can Florence pick other than bohemian-chic expert Nicole Richie? If Florence, or you, want to go for minimal accessories, this necklace is the answer.

Top by Warehouse

Any flamed-haired knows that teal goes great with red, so this top by Warehouse is the perfect way to go.

The detailing on the sleeves and the bottom of the top add some structure and the elbow-length sleeves make your arms look longer – and is on trend.

Wrap dress by DVF

Florence likes to have fun with fashion, so we think she’d be crazy for this floral-print dress by Diane Von Furstenberg.

Besides, it’s very easy to wear and could be appropriate for several type of events.

Miley Cyrus celebrated her 19^th birthday last week in a party hosted by friend Kelly Osbourne, but it seems not everyone has Miley’s back, because a leaked video appeared on The Daily where you can see the singer and actress saying she smokes weed. You can check out the video below.

It all started when Osbourne presented the birthday girl a cake with the face of Bob Marley, to which Cyrus replied with “You know you’re a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. You know you smoke way too much fucking weed”.

Osbourne responded, “I thought salvia was your thing Miley”.

The bash was held at the Roosevelt Hotel Beacher’s Madhouse in LA, and according to The Daily, Miley’s parents were in attendance, as well as Liam Hemsworth (Miley’s boyfriend).

Oh, those Disney actresses, gotta love em’.

Outside of the modeling world Sasha Pivovarova is an accomplished painter, so it was only a matter of time before her art translated from canvas to fabric.

Gap nabbed the supermodel to design sleepwear and lingerie, part of which is already available on Gap.com with a price range between 16 to 35 dollars, approximately.

All in all, the Russian beauty created six pieces consisting of camisoles, boy shorts, nightdresses and underwear.

Pivovarova has modeled for the clothing company before and is now fronting several ad campaigns for fashion powerhouses like Miu Miu, Just Cavalli and Alberta Ferreti.

To see part of her collection, click here.

There’s no doubt that Rihanna’s songs are catchy, but her image is without a doubt just as important, if not more, than her lyrics.

Maybe that’s why Armani is taking a chance with her and allowing the singer to create a capsule collection under Armani Jeans and Emporio Armani Underwear.

The collection represents the singer’s edgy style thanks to a leather jacket, but we’d say that it’s mostly sultry with Rihanna’s face printed on a tee and skinny jeans.

The stand out pieces are the lace bra and panties, which could be an entire outfit for the “We Found Love” vocalist.

The collection will be available worldwide by the end of this November 2011.

You’ve probably flipped the channel to Univision or Galavision at least once or twice, trying to decipher what those good-looking Latinos are saying.

Well, maybe you’ll see them again, but next time it’ll on mainstream American shows or movies.

Here’s a few to look out for.

10. Gonzalo García Vivanco

He’s probably the least-known actor from this list, but that’s probably because that’s the way he wants it.

After landing the starring role in the soap Verano de Amor in 2009, García Vivanco decided to go for less high profile work, but it seems that all of this is just strategy to get into the world of film, a difficult task in Mexico.

However, this actor and model has what it takes to make the transition, it’ll probably just take him a little longer.

9. Cecilia Suárez

Technically, Cecilia already has a career in Hollywood, but with small roles in television shows and film (her most known being in Spanglish) we wonder why she hasn’t made a bigger splash considering how accomplished she is in Mexico.

However, don’t feel bad for Suárez, because she’s already an acting legend in Latin America, it just doesn’t feel right when American audiences are well aware of Salma Hayek and they don’t know Cecilia.

8. Ana Serradilla

There’s something special about Ana Serradilla, it might be that she has the body of a supermodel, and her face encompasses Mexican culture and a certain class.

It seems that Hollywood is taking notice, and soon enough the North American public will be able to catch her along Wes Bentley in the film Hidden Moon.

7. José Ron

His natural charisma and good looks have landed him plenty of work in telenovelas and television series, and you can see him through 2012 in the soap La Que No Podía Amar.

There’s something about him that reminds us of Eduardo Verástegui, an actor who already hit it big in the Christian market.

6. Aarón Díaz

Nobody can deny Aarón Diaz’s magnetism, least of all his ex-wife Kate del Castillo (who is also on the list), but it seems that his career has been sidetracked with his other endeavors (fashion designer and singer).

However, in the telenovela Teresa, Aarón reignited the flame of his fans around Latin America and is once again one of hottest television stars.

Right now Aarón is more focused on his singing, but if he took a couple of years in Hollywood, we’re sure he might be able to get a few roles to his resume.

5. Alfonso Herrera

Four years ago, Alfonso Herrera became one of the most famous telenovela actors in the world, thanks to the soap Rebelde.

Since then, the entire cast has been branching out trying to revive the success they got in 2007, but Alfonso has been trying his hand at films.

So far, it seems that next year will be a quiet one for Alfonso, so maybe he should start thinking about a future beyond the border.

4. Angelique Boyer

Angelique is another alum from Rebelde, but while Alfonso enjoyed top billing, this actress was only a supportive character.

At the time it was hard to imagine her being more than eye candy, but she proved everyone wrong when she got to play Teresa, the bitch with the heart of gold.

This telenovela is a remake made famous in the 50’s, but the last actress to play Teresa before Angelique, was none other than Salma Hayek.

So, perhaps Angelique should do herself a favor and play this card if/when she moves to California?

3. Bárbara Mori

Nobody denies Bárbara Mori is one of the most beautiful women in the world, and nobody denies the girl can act.

She rose to fame in Mexico with the telenovela Mirada de Mujer in 1997, and since she has been accomplishing milestones in both television and film.

Will Hollywood be her next step?

2. Kate del Castillo

Just like Cecilia Suárez, Kate del Castillo is technically already in Hollywood, but since she starred in the telenovela Reina del Sur, we decided to include her.

Her resume indicates that she’ll be the next Mexican artist to join Salma, Diego Luna, and Gael García Bernal as the most successful transitions from telenovela actors to movie stars.

1. William Levy

He has yet to do an American project, but he’s already considered the “Latin Brad Pitt” due to his appearance.

He first started doing soaps in Miami, but producer Karla Estrada brought him to Mexico where he got his first starring role in the telenovela Cuidado con el Ángel, in 2008.

He just finished work on the soap Triunfo del Amor, so we expect him to move beyond the border.

If you don’t know him yet, he’s the guy Jennifer Lopez is all over in her video I’m Into You.

Do you know of an actor or actress that should have made the list? Let us know in the comment section.

If you’re a fan of comedies you’ve probably encountered this weirdly awesome face named David Neher, an actor who, just this season, scored roles in Community, Modern Family and New Girl.

In Community, Neher played the ridiculously understanding Todd, a guy who inadvertently divided the study group due to his turtle-saving skills and over-the -top positive attitude. Even Annie had enough of him.

On Modern Family, Neher played Peter, a teen who tricked Haley into buying fake ID’s and later got his ass handed to him by freaking Mitchell Pritchett.

Todd and Peter weren’t exactly cool, but the comedian proved he could be suave in the rookie New Girl, where he portrayed the executive-type Benjamin, Schmidt’s  frenemy.

Neher also often appears on Funny or Die. Check out one of our favorite videos below.

Next up, David will be making an appearance on How I Met Your Mother as “Goatee Guy”. It probably won’t be long until he’s done with cameos and has a sitcom of his very own.

Once upon a time, Lindsay Lohan was considered one of the hottest young actresses in Hollywood, but after several criminal offenses and many rehab stints, it’s clear that people aren’t as interested to see her “firecrotch”.

However, Lindsay and her reps don’t think that, and to revitalize her career she will appear nude on a future issue of Playboy.

They might think that sex sells, but they seem to forget that many celebrities before her followed this same logic but failed to make a comeback.

Tiffany & Debbie Gibson

It’s hard out here for a pimp, but it’s harder to be a teenage pop star, just ask Tiffany.

The “I Think We’re Alone Now” singer tried really hard to shed her squeaky clean image when she posed for Playboy in 2002, and she even admitted that she only did it to gain attention for her music career.

The results weren’t very satisfying, but at least she made it somewhat big in Europe with her album “Dust Off and Dance”.

Like her archnemesis Tiffany, Debbie Gibson attempted to change her image and appeared in the magazine in the March 2005 issue.

She also tried to make “Deborah” happen, it didn’t. She tried to make her body happen, and that didn’t work either.

But the timing was perfect, because she posed the same time she launched a new song called “Naked”, get it? Unfortunately for her, baring it all didn’t have a huge impact.

Carnie Wilson

Really Playboy? Of the Wilson Phillips trio you had freaking Carnie Wilson pose for you?

The singer was asked to pose in the gentlemen’s magazine in 2003, four years after she underwent gastric bypass surgery.

At the time, her appearance on Playboy did garner much needed attention to her career, but the buzz didn’t pay off in the form of record sales.

However, maybe Carnie can enjoy a little success thanks to her cameo in the movie “Bridesmaids”.

Willa Ford

Willa Ford entered the teen pop phenomenon a little too late after Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson and Mandy Moore came into the scene, so it was only natural that Willa had to go harder and edgier than all of them.

She had some mild success with her album “Willa Was Here”, but failed to catch on to her fellow popstars at the time.

Ford still got the chance to prove how “bad” she was by participating in the Lingerie Bowl in 2006, and in that same year she landed the cover of Playboy.

Maybe those credits got her a stint on the show Dancing with the Stars, but she got eliminated early on.

Tara Reid

Tara Reid was once a promising actress when she starred in the original American Pie, but hanging out with Paris Hilton and her alleged multiple addictions threw her off the Hollywood radar.

Around five years ago, Reid admitted to have gone under the knife which completely messed up her breasts and stomach, so later she went to another doctor to undo the damaged done.

To celebrate her new body, and apparently a new life free of vice, Reid posed for Playboy in 2010. It seems the Brits didn’t care too much for her, since she was one of the first ones to be voted off on Celebrity Big Brother in 2011.

Heidi Montag

All the women on this list appeared nude, so we’re still wondering what Hugh Hefner was thinking when he picked Heidi Montag to be on his magazine.

It was a time when the popularity of The Hills was dwindling and the rest of the cast members started branching out to other things, but it was Heidi who hustled more than everyone else and got her Playboy cover in 2009.

The self-proclaimed Christian definitely got some attention, but it’s sort of the attention that Kim Kardashian is getting now.

So, clearly Playboy can’t save everyone’s career, but maybe it’ll be different for Lindsay. What do you think?

Another day, another former Disney star makes headlines for having trouble with the law.

Ryan Merriman, who recently appeared as creepy Ian Thomas on the hit show Pretty Little Liars was charged for a DUI last night.

Per TMZ, the actor was arrested while he was driving in New Port Beach and was booked at a nearby station.

Cops suspected the actor wasn’t sober when he stopped passed the solid line at a red light.

The actor has been working for almost 20 years and is best known for his roles in The Luck of the Irish and Final Destination 3.

Ever since Kim Kardashian came onto the scene after her sex tape with Ray J, people thought she would have her well deserved 15 minutes of fame and all would be over, but that was not the case.

Since 2007, Keeping up with the Kardashians has been a staple at E! and while it might have started out as a joke, “momager” Kris Jenner was able to market Kim and her whole family to the masses, until now.

Most of Kim’s fans know and acknowledge  that she’s was a greedy, attention-seeking silly rabbit, but it was fine as long as she kept just posing for the camera and showing her boobs, but after she filed for divorce and expected the public to take her side, it was “kase closed”.

Now, she went into “hiding”, avoiding the paparazzi and going full-on diva to Minnesota to “talk things out” with poor dumpling Kris Humphries, all the while her mother is making the media rounds, telling the public, who’ve had to suffer her and her children for years, how they don’t really know their family, but it’s too late for that.

Even People Magazine, who covered Kim’s wedding, is taking a swipe at her and gave her the latest cover with the head “Mistake or Fake?”.

Kim is about to find out, the hard way, that not all publicity is good publicity.

Angelea interviews that while it was sad to see Kayla go, most of the girls wanted Bianca to leave.

Angelea says that she’s the All-Star, and I agree.

The 48 year old-looking Lisa wins best photo, and she honestly deserved it, who knew portraying Nene Leakes was so difficult?

Allison finally gets a story this season! And she says she’s more of an observer, with those eyes I would be an observer too.

Tyra Mail! And it’s a creepy kid named Madison, who is supposed to be an Internet phenomenon, well, I can see she’s a phenomenon. The girls pretend to be charmed by this chick who applies make-up at such a tender age.

I hate this little girl, so let’s move on.

Next, Jay Manuel arrives at the house to have a conversation with the ladies, he says that the best way to up your celebrity is to go viral, just like creepy Madison did! How awesome is that.

So for this week, the girls are going to make a music video with the help of Tom Polce, who is a Music Producer for CBS Records.

Mr. Jay says this could be an opportunity for them to become the new Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black! Didn’t she have to be home-schooled because everyone hated her and her song? Oh well.

This comes natural for Lisa, who is already a recording artist with hits like “Ace of Spades”.

Allison is already nervous because she’s not a singer, and I agree, this challenge seemed to be specifically targeted towards Lisa, but we’ll see how everyone fairs.

The models are given 20 minutes to write their song, and whoever has the best lyrics will win a visit from a loved one.

Angelea gets a “fighting” vibe from the music, Alexandria gets “moving through” life and she believes her lyrics can be a masterpiece… I’m already in love with this episode. Meanwhile, Lisa rocks it and Dominique looks like she’s auditioning for the Pussyman Dolls.

Allison interviews that she’s writing about her father who passed away last year. Oh Allison, you’re writing about something really personal and displaying it on Top Model? Probably not the smartest move.

The winner is Lisa! And she’ll get a special visitation from her fiancé.

The next day, the women arrive at Village Studios, where they’ll be recording their tracks, but before they start, the Polce dude says that they will have to incorporate “Pot Ledom: that’s Top Model spell backwards” to their lyrics. I have to say a big “told you so” to Allison, who now has to add that to her song about her deceased father.

First off to sing is Angelea, who sounded like a low-rent Mary J. Blige, and I dig it.

Allison does a great job to Angelea’s dismay, but the break-out here is definitely Lisa who raps her way into Pot Ledom.

The girls arrive at the video shoot, and Angelea loses her shit over Game, seriously, she loses it.

The rapper will direct the girls’ videos, and the first victim is Dominique, who I have to admit looks sexy with that hair and dress.

Game and Jay think the same, and they create the nickname “Jeyonce” because she looks like a mix between Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce. Actually, I would call her “Jaymance”, a mix between both singers and a man.

Next is Alexandria, who sings “Go, Go, Go” but unfortunately for her she went nowhere and received a bad critique.

We receive a break to welcome Tyra, who is wearing ridiculous multi-colored feathers on her arm, huge pigtails and a leotard that says “Pet Ledom”. Okay, I get it now, she REALLY wants this to stick, but it won’t.

Internet “phenomenon” Keenan Cahill will help Tyra destroy the girls’ videos as a featuring act.

We’re back at the videos, and Lisa again nails it, she actually looks like a performing artist, like Ke$ha.

Laura is a hot over-the-top mess while Angelea looks tired and defeated.

Then we get a conversation between Game and Allison where they discuss the song’s lyrics and the meaning behind them. He’s so into her but not in a dirty way. He’s the opposite of Nigel in that regard.

Judging time.

Dominique is first, and her song is titled “Tooch Ya Booty” which is basically the same song Tyra sang years ago on Top Model.

Unlike Tyra, however, Dominique has a cool sounding voice, who knew?

Laura’s next, Nigel is all turned on by Laura, while Andre León Talley looks disgusted to be there, and maybe that’s why he won’t be coming back next season.

I have to admit I secretly love Alexandria’s “Go, Go, Go” video, she’s robotic but I liked the moves and she has a… Magnetic voice.

As expected, both Lisa and Allison do great and Game keeps crushing on Allison.

In deliberation, Nigel keeps his little bald guy squirming for Laura and teenage girls, the judges talk trash about Alexandria and Angelea and Game states that he’d totally date Creepy Chan.

At the end, Allison gets best video of the week and Alexandria is sent home.

It’s official: Lindsay Lohan is going back to the slammer after violating her probation, and she’ll start serving no later than November 9^th.

It’s been reported that Lindsay probably won’t spend the entire 30 days at the Los Angeles County Jail, but life won’t be as peachy for the actress, as she will have to complete community service at the morgue and attend psychotherapy sessions until next year.

Lindsay can’t leave the State without permission from her probation officer, but leaving the country is a no-go.

On happier news, the former singer wore a way better outfit this time, a navy polka-dot dress with cinched waist and white shoes.

It appears that the only person in the entire world surprised about Kim Kardashian’s divorce is Kris Humphries, or maybe it could be that he’s playing the sympathy card to garner more media attention.

However, this isn’t the first Hollywood divorce, in fact, these next five were even less surprising than this one:

Britney Spears and Jason Alexander

She was wearing jeans and cap, for God’s sakes! Of course that wedding wasn’t going to last and it sure didn’t. Just 55 hours after their “I do’s” in Vegas, Britney filed for annulment.

Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman

Sure, Carmen Electra likes her some bad boys, but somehow Dennis Rodman seemed a little too freaky for her. The most surprising news about their divorce is that HE left HER just after 7 days.

Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson

Now it’s almost a sin to slam the late Michael Jackson, but let’s be honest, everyone was mocking him when he was married to Lisa Marie Presley.

They tried to prove that they were in a real relationship by kissing “passionately” at the 1994 MTV Video Music Awards. That kiss still makes us gag, but not like the smooch between…

Liza Minnelli and David Gest

Only a gay guy would have the guts to marry Liza Minnelli, but apparently David Gest is not gay, repeat, not gay. Maybe he isn’t, because even though their wedding was a over-the-top spectacle at the highest level, no gay guy would kiss Liza like that.

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey

When it was first announced that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey were tying the knot we thought they looked great, but after watching Nick’s annoyance at Jessica’s stupidity, we knew it was just a matter of time.

No of other celebrity couples that should make the list? Let us know in the comment section.

Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum is a master at the Halloween costume game, and this year was no exception thanks to her macabre dead body ensemble.

Gwen Stefani

What better way to feel like a princess than to dress as Cinderella? Gwen looks cute and regal as the iconic Disney darling.

Kim Kardashian

Divorce suits her? Kim Kardashian opted to play a villainess for Halloween, and she looked red-hot as Poison Ivy.

Sofia Vergara

Best costume in our opinion? Sofia Vergara as Angry Bird, and if you don’t agree then she’ll just throw you off and make you explode.

Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey

Talk about bad timing… The actress and singer chose to channel the soon-to-be divorced Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

Sure, Braveheart was a great hero, but it’s easier when you want to start a revolution, you know? You kinda want to know what the hype’s about and then you get all excited after a grand speech, however, the real leaders of our generation are the ones that bully kids into studying so they can be successful after high school.

Mr. Belding and Dean Pelton are two under appreciated authority figures, they continually bust their asses to keep order and peace, yet they always end up being the mockery of others.

Both are dedicated to their craft, but, who is the toughest ruler? Let’s find out:

Who has the best students?

Bayside High School and Greendale Community College are both awful schools where students do whatever they wanted and it seems they were always in recess.

Even though Zack Morris was more concerned with his bi-color hair than Science, he was by far Mr. Belding’s favorite, and don’t even get started with that Screech, who was  supposedly a grade A student, but ended up being Mr. Belding’s assistant.

Say what you want about the study group, but Jeff and the gang are always participating in Greendale’s dumb activities, even the pop-and-lock-a-thon.

Plus, Annie could out-pill Jessie Spano in her sleep.

Winner: Dean Pelton

Who is the better role model?

Mr. Belding was sometimes a total buzz kill, but at the end of the day he seemed a respectable human being.

Dean Pelton dressed up as Tina Turner.

Winner: Mr. Belding

Who is the better communicator?

Everyone knows that in order to inspire others one must possess the power of speech, be articulate and convincing.

While Mr. Belding tried, it’s really sad that his catchphrase was “Hey, hey, hey, hey!” and his high-pitched laugh.

Dean Pelton, on the other hand, always had great quotes like: “well, that answers my question. Jeff Winger is sexy even in a coffin”. It might be creepy and it has nothing to do with academia, but I’ll take it.

Winner: Dean Pelton

Let us know what you think in the comment section.

Caroline blames Teresa for crucifying people, Melissa calls Teresa the devil and viceversa.

Start:

They’re all obsessed with sex, especially Joe Gorga. Melissa says that he would want to have sex once or twice a day, but Melissa doesn’t give it away so often.

That makes sense because if he feels the need to talk about sex all the time, maybe he’s not getting it.

Then they discuss Joey’s cross-dressing habit, and Caroline chimes in that he has seen him wearing a bikini. Next Halloween he’ll be dressed as Buffalo Bill, I just know it.

We move on to Caroline’s radio show, unfortunately titled “Caroline Rules”, but then we see her acting a self-righteous bully to Kim G. (okay maybe she deserves it) and to Lauren, her daughter.

Andy asks Caroline if her altercation with Kim G. had any repercussion with their sons’ friendship, and Caroline says it’s all fine, they’re still very much together.

Teresa has to make every little thing about herself, so she states she wasn’t Kim G’s friend due to her loyalty to Caroline… Wasn’t that the other way around? Teresa? Shut up!

When it came time to discuss Lauren, Andy Cohen’s favorite (I’m talking about Caroline, but you know that) said that she’ll be honest with her kid and she’ll tell her when she’s morbidly obese. Somewhere in Jersey, I hear Lauren’s weeping and crunching on some pizza.

Then they discuss Albert’s legal problems, apparently he was fired as a Commissioner of the New Jersey District Water Supply, then Caroline responds that they have an apartment above the Brownstown, but I don’t get it. This is the thing with this franchise, everything is going on behind the scenes.

Caroline gets called on being holier-than-thou and that she’s always giving unsolicited advice, especially when it comes to Teresa, and the shit hits the fan because it is revealed (to me at least) that Dina and Caroline are feuding.

Caroline lies that she doesn’t know what happened, but then blames Teresa for everything.

Teresa and Caroline are all like “bring it” and “no, you bring it”, but all they brought were angry stares and some kool-aid.

Even though Jacqueline didn’t attend the reunion, we are subjected to stupid Assle, and right now I’d rather swallow a whole bucket of Blk water rather than listen to her.

…

After drinking that awful beverage I’m back.

From one horrible daughter to a perfect one, it’s time to talk about Victoria.

Kathy remembers how hard it was when Victoria had a brain tumor when she was just 10 years old, but oh wait, it was apparently harder for Teresa, because she visited Victoria at the hospital a couple of times.

Teresa says she doesn’t let the petty stuff bother her, and Andy Cohen’s head explodes.

Then some more petty stuff comes between the four ladies, and I got the sense that Andy Cohen wanted to get in between too, but he’s classy.

At the end of the day, Teresa doesn’t really regret any of the things she said about Melissa, she’s perfect and everything she touches turns to gold, including that cock-ring she makes Joe Giudice wear.

I have to admit watching this season was so tiring, but on the other hand, I cannot wait for Atlanta.

Nene and her Donald Trump check and Phaedra’s funeral business will be must-see-tv!

From street-style to red-carpet gowns, this week we got a nice mix of trends, pops of color and sexy Hollywood noir.

Elle Fanning in Opening Ceremony

Dakota Fanning’s little sister has had some hits and misses in the past months, but this look definitely puts her in the ‘hit’ category.

Animal print can be overbearing in some people, but with her minimal make-up and accessories, Elle looks like a kitten.

Uma Thurman in Ralph Lauren

There’s no doubt Uma Thurman is statuesque, but this Ralph Lauren creation makes her even seem taller and slimmer.

Evan Rachel Wood in Alessandra Rich

Evan Rachel Wood wears black a little too much, but, she does it in a way that’s still interesting and different.

At Elle’s Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute, she wore an Alessandra Rich design with sheer panels and a silver necklace, which makes her look like the starlet that she is.

Gillian Jacobs in Mary Katrantzou

On a hanger, a dress with these complicated prints can look amazing, but on a body, it can be a different story.

However, Gillian Jacobs did an excellent job showing off this Mary Katrantzou design and even her bouffant hair looks chic.

Amber Heard in Elie Saab

The draping is just exquisite and in theory, the slit could’ve been so wrong, but it looks so right.

In other words, Amber Heard has never looked sexier in her red carpet career.

It’s understandable that when you’re heading to a courtroom, the last thing you think about is what you’re going to wear, and that was probably Lindsay Lohan’s case.

The one-time actress faced Judge Stephanie Sautner just yesterday, and after one hard look at her outfit, she probably just had it and sent her to the morgue, literally.

If Lindsay had taken some style pointers from these next celebs, maybe she could’ve had better luck with her sentence. Well probably not, but she would definitely photographed better.

Lindsay Lohan

Part of us think Lindsay Lohan just wants to go to court so she can redeem herself in front of the fashion gods, but her latest trip there ended up being unfortunate.

Lindsay’s white trash dress completely washed her out, we still don’t understand why she went with that white scarf, her make-up made it look like someone punched her in the face and those gold shoes only added to the cheapness of the whole ensemble.

Here are others who fared better:

Paris Hilton

The hotel heiress has had many trips to court, maybe as much as her former friend Lindsay, but the difference is that Paris has learned to dress semi-appropriately to see a judge.

She might be wearing what appears to be a bandage skirt and she’s showing some cleavage, but for Paris, this is as formal and neutral as she’s going to get.

Lil’ Kim

Sure, she’s wearing an orange-y wig, but her suit compliments her skin, and what’s even better, she matches her attorney.

Nothing says “putting a united front” than wearing something similar to your defense attorney.

Nicole Richie

The beauty of this look is that Nicole could be walking to a court, then to a charity event and end up her day having dinner with the girls.

She understands that a little black dress can be appropriate for different occasions, and having her hair pulled up says “I take life seriously”.

Snooki

Maybe her dress and purse don’t match, but Snooki is definitely the most improved. Her make-up looks natural (for her) so she gives off a “clean-up” version of herself.

I’m sure the judge took that into consideration.

Who do you think pulled off the best court-ready look?

I knew this day would come, it would be the day where I would find myself lost over the absence of Pretty Little Liars, and there’s nothing I can do about it but wait until January.

However, the producers treated us to a very special Halloween episode where we saw how it all started, we were witness to some surprising alliances and some much needed Hanna in a fat suit.

At the end of episode 12 we found out Garret and Jenna were implicated in this A mess, but, who the F is A?

Here are some theories:

Noel Kahn

With everyone else I can call them by their name, but with Noel, I have to call him “Noel Khan”.

He could be the poster boy for “hot sociopath”, meaning, he gives me American Psycho vibes, his smile is as sexy as it is creepy.

Also, we saw him engaging with Jenna, who at this point has to have the holy grail of vaginas banging all the guys from Rosewood.

Melissa

Back in season 1 we knew Spencer and Melissa hated each other’s guts and were always competing in everything, but in this last episode, we learned that they had a good-enough relationship that probably ended because of Allison.

Also, we started to see how Allison was all up in Ian’s grill, actually, it was pretty transparent and it’s something we think Melissa would notice.

Allison practically stole Spencer and Ian from her, so there’s your motive.

Mona

At the beginning of the series A didn’t have any mercy with Hanna, which immediately made me think Mona was behind it all.

Mona was as much a social pariah as Hanna was, so Mona would naturally hate Hanna because she was accepted in the cool group while she was rejected.

Also, Mona told Jenna she wasn’t scared of Allison and at the end shook hands, have they been friends all this time?

Lucas

He had every reason to hate Allison, then he said she was going to get what’s coming to her, and at the end, he was wearing the same creepy costume that Allison’s attacker had on.

When Allison made fun of him for having “both parts” the rest of the girls shrugged it off like it was nothing, so there’s a reason to hate not only Allison, but all of them.

Detective Wilden

I don’t necessarily think he’s A, but he definitely knows more than he’s letting on. At the end of the Halloween episode, we saw him engaging with Jenna, and that’s never a good thing.

Ezra

Aria is easily the most self-absorbed of the liars, but that’s not enough reason for A to not torture her.

The only instance where Aria was in trouble was not even because of A, it was because Noel was going to spill to the principal that Aria was hooking up with Mr. Fitz, but A stopped him.

It’s also weird that Ezra fell so fast for Aria, in Aria’s case I get it because she’s 16 and she thinks she’s so mature, but an English? No way. He could be doing all those things to get inspiration for a novel.